so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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