O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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