he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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