Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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