FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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