I'm eating all of the evidence.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
