My sheets look like a crime scene.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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