I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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