Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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