We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.