he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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