is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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