When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Still dying that you shit outside
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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