he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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