Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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