11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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