Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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