Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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