I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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