I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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