How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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