why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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