Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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