Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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