found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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