you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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