at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just blew my weed a kiss
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Let's get the cat blown out
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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