they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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