I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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