I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I want to have your abortion
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
worst night to have a conscience
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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