i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
