jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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