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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.

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• (562): View more from California

  When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  no it was

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  but you compared your dick to a female disney character

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?

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