Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.