I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.