I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dating After Heartbreak
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm like, not good at living.