There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today