butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If I die, sorry about rent.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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