Cold hands, warm shart.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just pee around me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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