Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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