was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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