I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm always down for nudity.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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