His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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