it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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