hotel room ftw
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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