Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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