Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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