South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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