Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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