This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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