omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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