Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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