I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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