Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
