nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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