Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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