Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just want nice things and good sex
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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