this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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