the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
