I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Are we still banned from the library?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
