its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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