Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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