I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Randomize
