Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Help. Why am I so naked?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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