Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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