i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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